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Anonymous - 21/10/2021 17:02 - Canada - North York

Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML

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hopeless - 06/07/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML

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Anonymous - 14/04/2015 07:21 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML

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Anonymous - 16/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Wichita

Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML

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TakenAdvantageOf - 15/09/2017 04:30

Today, my husband asked to borrow money. He couldn't pay his half of the rent or utilities this month, but he did manage to buy a $1,700 radio. FML

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Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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That's nice, but…

Anonymous - 26/04/2023 18:00

Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML

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Gold digger

Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Moscow

Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML

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Anonymous - 15/09/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

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Freeloader

- 23/10/2025 22:00

Today, my boyfriend said he OD’d twice because of me, got sober because of me, and is done “trying.” I bought him a car yesterday and he hasn’t paid rent or bills in almost two years. FML

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GetOutOfMyHouseLoser - 08/12/2013 23:44 - United States

Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML

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Brightside86 30

Thursday 21 October 2021 23:59

Amazes me what people get away with in their relationships on this site.

george1986 7

Thursday 21 October 2021 23:16

divorce is in the future

george1986 7

Thursday 21 October 2021 23:16

divorce is in the future

Ellimac21 14

Thursday 21 October 2021 23:25

Leave him. He will only drag you down and you don't need that in your life.

Brightside86 30

Thursday 21 October 2021 23:59

Amazes me what people get away with in their relationships on this site.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 October 2021 2:37

You didn't pay ALL of the bills -- you forgot the weed bill. In some households, that's a thing. Don't get all paranoid, but yours is one of those.

Davey Crocker 7

Friday 22 October 2021 18:45

I think you can find a better guy.

bluntaf 3

Saturday 23 October 2021 1:41

let him grow a plant in a closet or basement. go buy him a zip, not cool. weed is a bill, you didn't pay them all.

human3rr0r 6

Saturday 23 October 2021 5:10

dump his @$$

JasonThorn 20

Saturday 23 October 2021 14:59

So, OP, you are getting weeks of silence to re-evaluate whether this freeloading jerk should stay in your life or not? Sounds like a win to me...

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Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML

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Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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Today, my husband compared leaving me for another woman to finding another job with a better pay, saying, "Sometimes, better is out there, and I deserve better." He seriously thinks it’s a good enough reason. We’ve been married for 11 years. FML

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Today, I was emailed an update on the jobs I applied for. Every single one of the positions have closed except for one that I'm having second thoughts about, because looking around Google showed them to be VERY sketchy. FML

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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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Today, I was rejected for a job I really wanted, they said I didn't have enough experience. I designed the systems they are implementing. FML

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