LOL!!!!!!

Well hopefully this helps him to learn his lesson.

#57, I don't know why you got thumbed down, because your comment actually made me laugh.

The small blessing here is that he is still alive and hopefully learns his lesson about stupid activities. I would however have a long talk with him about smart choices. I have to say, a lot of people are commenting about not "adding that to the gene pool." While this might seem a little harsh, I have dated guys who think they have brilliant ideas and that stupidity does not exist as long as you are having fun. It gets tiring having to clean up the messes of eternal children. If this is a common occurrence, you might want to think about whether or not being with the future members of Jackass is best for you.

Not many people know that "dropping the kids off at the pool" means taking a dump.

Not you deserved it but he deserved it haha

"Stupid is as stupid does ma'am." - Forrest Gump "You can't fix stupid." - Ron White Should I go on? :)

did he also get a vesectomy?

You still want to marry this guy, OP? If you're old enough to get married, you should be old enough to know that ghost riding is a dumb idea and a good way to win a Darwin Award.

Well, that's what happens when you marry Peter Griffin.