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emilyparker - 01/09/2014 02:55 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

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Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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N…… - 27/11/2012 03:13 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML

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Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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With friends like these…

Anonymous - 28/03/2022 18:00

Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML

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Criminal minds at their best

loz4151336 - 03/03/2020 12:06

Today, my friends wanted to try to dine and dash at a McDonald's. I had to explain why that wouldn't work. FML

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Drama!

RUFckingSrs - 22/12/2015 02:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML

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purpledp12 - 11/02/2010 09:12 - United States

Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML

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Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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FuckYourLife30 13

Monday 1 September 2014 13:44

Should have ditched those bozos and got a quarter pounder

fantita495 19

Monday 1 September 2014 13:46

She's not your friend. You don't lie about McDonalds.

PinkishToe 9

Monday 1 September 2014 16:31

Why would you stay? You have the car. Ditch the bitch and go get some fries!

vikky538 28

Monday 1 September 2014 16:44

its easy ... buy some fries and come back and sit next to them.. I heard that the smell of McDonald's fries make people drop sex and run for froes

Omniprism 14

Monday 1 September 2014 17:04

That's not a best friend.

paperman84 7

Monday 1 September 2014 17:21

I would have left them where they were and go to MacDonald by my self.

Truthteller31 1

Monday 1 September 2014 17:49

Shoot I would've left them in a parking lot, got my fries and said find ya own way home hooker

Bowser4Life 4

Monday 1 September 2014 18:10

Watch the stars too then :) And ignore them.

NamelessFace 22

Monday 1 September 2014 18:15

You should've gone by yourself and left them there. And also never picked her up. And perhaps borrowed her money to buy it and the gas it took to drive there.