So right lol

does't matter, had sext.

Can you just shut up now?

Agreed. A man must understand a man to be a man.

That, or he'll tack on an extra citation for writing/reading texts while driving.

"Today I had to pull over some idiot who was going way over the speed limit. He was sweating, so It seemed like he had something to hide. I told him to get out so I could pat him down, and what do I find? His penis was erect. FML."

Shoulda used the excitement in your pants as an opportunity to evade the ticket.. Hit on the cop it always works... Lol you'll need luck. Msg me your prison address, I'll send condoms.

The cop would know better than to keep someone else's naked molerat

3- I'd hope so. Loaded guns are dangerous.

#3- keep what?? Cop has his own night stick :p

lol!

Sir just leave

Nope.

Its an organic gun able to shoot sticky liquid that blinds the enemy for 5 seconds with a rate of fire of 3 shots per/org at a range of 1 meter. Most effective in close range. - National Firearms Foundation

Sir, you'd better stay back, this is a weapon of sexual destruction. Sir, I'm warning you it has the power to inflict Massive STD casualties in a 50 block radius. *officer* Holy Shit a WSD, we need a road block and the hazmat division on the double!

of course, now it's all wet and sticky. What was this gun made of???