Kids, School, Teachers Parents Hands off parenting - FML

Hands off parenting

iloveyoutoomom - - France

Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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A tad overbearing

nehadrihan - - United States - Oceanside

Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML

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You played yourself

Anonymous - - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

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Yada yada yade

Anonymous - - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

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Taking the piss

Mug - - United Kingdom

Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML

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Never enough

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML

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Instant cure

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Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

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Bored

letmeinplease - - United Kingdom

Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, all so there could be "someone to answer the phone." The phone didn't ring once all day. FML

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Effed up

sunny_funny - - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML

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STOP! THIEF!

Anonymous - - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

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SugarCrazy 14

Wednesday 8 June 2011 18:45

Nice teacher... Mine would've been like "Walk to the bus stop -.-"

MrXerxes5 6

Wednesday 8 June 2011 18:44

Even parents are still scared of teachers it seems.

Asianlobster 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 7:13

that's ur fault

geeksaresexy 18

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:47

What's their fault?

mahomie97 7

Thursday 9 June 2011 9:18

F.A.I.L. haha

Thanatos1206 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 22:34

No, they're just called shop TEACHERS for the hell of it.

rj6 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:25

crickets•••••

musicrox1616 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 9:22

dude what happend to your mom?

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:42

Oh my God, my brother is the OP! :') For those of you wondering, as my brother thought he would get a ride home with our mother afterwards he missed the only bus home. Our mother had taken an afternoon nap and only woke up when my brother came home. I can't believe this actually got posted, hahaha!

DuckyDave 6

Friday 25 November 2011 1:22

I thought that said showered…

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 8 August 2015 23:43

I don't know how it is in France but where I'm from it's illegal for a teacher to give a student a ride home.

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Today, I had a one night stand. After her laying there without moving for ages, she impatiently asked if I'd finished. Once she got bored and told me to just finish myself off, her song playlist began playing "Never Gonna Dance Again". Very romantic. FML

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Today, I was listening to music while wearing my headphones on campus. A song I really liked came on, and after a while, I started doing air guitar along to it. I was soon accosted by campus security. Apparently, air guitar looks like jerking off from really far away. FML

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Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML

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Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML

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Today, my friends were trying to set me up with one of their other friends. We were texting and I said, “How is your day so far?” He responded with, “Worse.” I said, “Oh no what happened?” You know what he said? “You.” FML

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Today, I received an email asking for a Skype interview at 11 am sharp. I waited for half an hour. He never even accepted my contact request. FML

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