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hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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hellphone_fml - 22/11/2018 03:00

Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML

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lexigan4 - 29/10/2014 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

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squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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Saturday 6 June 2009 12:11

OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!

steakpak 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 12:21

Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

littlemisslee 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:03

Oh. My. God. Get out while you can.

fortytwo 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:11

Wait... the reason he doesn't have any friends... is because he hangs them all?

IHaveVertigo 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:12

I would definitely let your parents know about this. Your brother needs serious help.

Tehalon 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:18

You should kill your brother and burn the corpse before he kills you and does creepy stuff with your corpse.

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Saturday 6 June 2009 16:20

You may wanna tell someone about this. I naturally asume that "hanging from the ceiling" means "dead", right? Anywho, your bro might become a serial killer in the future (duh, we all know that), so yeah, get him help. Or let him decide for himself, you know, we're in America, anything goes. Maybe the poor bastard wants to be the next Charles Manson. But in his defense, who gives a ******* hampster as a pet? Those things are completely useless! I was given a hampster when I was 6 years old. That very same day, I shot it (found my dad's BB gun under the sofa). Although I had other, rodent hating, friends in case I ever wanted to do stuff with people...