Halloween Costume Fail FML Approved - 31/10/2017 14:30 - United States - New York It's always spookier in your mind... 447 181
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML 34 428 3 293
Today, my husband ran our car into a fence at work. He had to file an insurance claim, with a company we only just got with, and it's going to deplete the rest of our taxes. FML 1 427 182
Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML 22 182 2 942
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML 13 218 2 005
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML 28 680 41 873