Gun nut

missbrit - 04/02/2011 07:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML
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perdix 29

You're just jealous that it wasn't you getting stripped, oiled and having things slid into your "barrel."

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lilmissy1290 0

he forced you? unless he tied you down and made you watch you could have left him to play with his gun by himself.. if it bothered you so much that you wrote an fml about it then you should have left

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Privations_fml 0

Oh my god, you are so ungrateful. That sounds like a PERFECT day to me!

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Mokiikom_fml 8

Not if you have a special permit, or are a member of certain Police units etc. It's just banned for most of the public.

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hegchog12 18

Not really banned more than just strictly controlled. You just need a reason (sporting etc) and about £80 for a license.

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xk75 4

"forced" her to sit there and watch him stroke it? douchey.

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miniselman 0

That's not an FML that sounds like fun. You should try to get into or tell him when he's cleaning his guns you don't want to be around. but you should give it a try.

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AhtnamasYerg 0

Did he force you at gunpoint? Hee hee. If not, walk the **** out of the room, and partake in your own leisure activities. You're his girlfriend, nothis subordinate.

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Lolzords 11

Enemy at the gates is such a boner-riffic film, as long as you ignore the tumor of a romance plot >_>

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