Work Gun control

Gun control

grant b - - United States

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

35 726

6 165

Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

Anonymous - 11/07/2012 05:29 - United States - Dallas

Today, my boss asked me if he could pay me in gum. Thinking he was playing around, I agreed. He wasn't playing around. FML

26 029

9 885

HelpMe1 - 06/11/2014 06:53 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML

36 270

2 956

corey - 28/02/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML

30 276

2 337

Seize the means of production

vikts - 29/05/2012 17:52 - Luxembourg - Olm

Today, I discovered that as thanks for my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. FML

23 360

1 961

Sure, come on in…

Anonymous - - United States - La Mesa

Today, while working third shift alone at a gas station, I had to deal with a crazy guy tripping balls and asking me if it was okay to bring a gun into the place. I don't get paid nearly enough for this. FML

21 678

1 665

Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML

4 268

272

Tonight, on Asshole Bosses…

Anonymous - 03/10/2019 22:00

Today, I went to pick up my last paycheck, since I was fired last week. My boss said he wasn't going to give it to me. I told him it's illegal not to, and he told me with a shit-eating grin, "What are you gonna do? Arrest me?" FML

2 048

141

Lay the blame

jobless - - United States

Today, a guy came into my gas station, showed me the gun on his hip, and asked me to kindly empty the register. My asshole boss claimed afterwards that because we live in an open carry state, and because the guy didn't point the gun at me, that there was no actual robbery and I just gave him free money. FML

34 369

2 889

MVP

Killmenow - - United Kingdom

Today, having just told me what a great job I've been doing, and how he'd really like to start giving me some more responsibility, my boss asked me if I'd sharpen a couple of pencils for him. FML

33 061

2 854

Know your place

Anonymous - 06/12/2014 18:23 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. I pointed out that due to a technicality, if he hired someone to replace me, he'd have to pay them more anyway. He said he'd gladly pay more for "someone who knows his goddamn place" and made it clear I'll be jobless very soon. FML

32 507

9 056

visiON123 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 12:05

Isn't that's how everyone is paid in Texas?

Valentina_Baby 7

Thursday 9 June 2011 12:08

And that's how you survive the zombie apocalypse

unknown_669 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:27

I would say yes u can

viper0hr 7

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:27

The answer is yes lol.

teh1313 2

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:30

you said yes.....right?

GamerMaster2041 12

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:36

My brain is playing GTA SA trailer right now. What happens in vegas. Stays in vegas.

scarfacegurl 2

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:37

why didnt you accept lol

Luvmehateme292 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:37

Hold your arms up like this, look at them closely, then say "Sorry, I've already got enough of those."

Faceeater24 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:46

Duh, Winning!

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:51

Oh Hell Ya!

DMC_Hotness 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:54

nobody ever pays me in triden layers :(

lulzworthy 3

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:05

You realize firearms can be sold for hundreds of dollars, right?

Miscellaneous My ex Stalker Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Today, I bought myself my first gaming PC for Christmas. After two hours of setting it up, I proceeded to spill a full cup of coffee in to it and slowly watched it die. I'm an electronic technician so I knew better then to have my coffee anywhere near it. FML

211

794

Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML

26 830

1 973

Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML

43 682

4 764

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

29 117

8 382

Today, while discussing career prospects with my mom, she suggested that I become a penis puppeteer, because "Let's face it, you play with it 24/7. Why not make a career out of it?" Yeah, thanks. FML

40 219

13 357

Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML

12 949

1 409