Gummy

speechless - 02/11/2010 17:20 - Canada

Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML
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caitea 0

Just explain to your boss what actually happened.

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imaginaryvoice 18

"Hey, sorry boss. I have a serious tooth ache and the pain is just killing me. So I deci.... Hold on let me post this on Fml first."

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caitea 0

Just explain to your boss what actually happened.

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fakeaccountX 6

That weawwy thukth.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Apply more numbing cream to you're ears, that way you won't hear your boss firing you. Reminds me off the time I had to fire anthony hopkins from a restaurant because people were afraid we served cannibal meals.

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imaginaryvoice 18

"Hey, sorry boss. I have a serious tooth ache and the pain is just killing me. So I deci.... Hold on let me post this on Fml first."

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dragonaair 5

17; Most fmls are posted after the events.

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theCamelCaseMan 0

He said that the boss just called him to his office, so that would imply that he was at work while he was posting this.

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PurplePigeon 0

I'm on FML at work right now. it's also 2:30am...

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never2late88 0

Ydi for being on fml at work. And when you try and speak to your boss he'll realize that you weren't making fun of the guy

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writergirl69 0

I would agree, but the wording of this implies that they're on FML at work, meaning they want to be paid for doing nothing, so I'm saying YDI

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katielove27 0

Well you shouldn't get in trouble since it's not really your fault

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wwerulez14 6

Just explain to your boss what happened. Shit happens... Still sucks though... FYL

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kazoovirtuoso 0

But you're a good employee, even though you posted this on company time while keeping your boss waiting? Dipshit.

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allmidnighteyes 10

I'm sure he'll let you off if he sees that you're talking all herpaderp, and if you explain what happened. =p

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DevianceIsBliss 0

Did you drool on him?

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perdix 29

Your boss probably wants to have a good laugh at the whiny, lisping douchebag's expense. If he's really mad at you, your mouth is numb anyway, so you could fix things without feeling anything . . . except maybe a little prick.

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