Guilty feet have got no rhythm

Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
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poopface82 23

“It’s your fault because…lame excuse.” To hell with her.

You need to take a Louisville Slugger to both headlights. Slash all four tires and carve your name into her leather seats. Say you got those tips from Carrie Underwood.

poopface82 23

“It’s your fault because…lame excuse.” To hell with her.

You need to take a Louisville Slugger to both headlights. Slash all four tires and carve your name into her leather seats. Say you got those tips from Carrie Underwood.

diraven 15

She's got a point. Once you hear "bow chicka wow wow" a few times you gotta suspect something.