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nikki - 10/10/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML

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uglychick - 05/09/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

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Best teeth in the game

jj. - 08/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, as always, my mom loudly asked me if I'd brushed my teeth, then replied to my yes with, “I don’t believe you.” All because I forgot to brush my teeth once when I was 5. I’m 17 now. FML

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Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML

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anonymous - 27/06/2015 17:40 - United States

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

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nothing is sacred - 23/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Reynoldsburg

Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML

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aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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gross - 02/05/2015 18:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML

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Anonymous - 25/12/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

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Anonymous - 03/01/2021 08:02

Today, my 45 year-old sister blamed my parents yet again for losing one tooth after the other because they did not tell her to brush her teeth before going to bed. It's general knowledge, honey. And somehow, I still have all my teeth. FML

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duuuuude - 17/04/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML

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MAGNAVOX 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 9:09

She has a point, who knows what has been in your mouth!

lizamaphone 6

Sunday 10 October 2010 9:09

whether you're related or not, you still have germs! that's nasty!

BENuke 0

Monday 11 October 2010 5:57

giggidy

tiffyxmac 0

Monday 11 October 2010 6:20

I'm with mom on this one. Idgaf who you are or how much I love you. My toothbrush is NOT going in anyone elses mouth. Not even my gf's, I love her more than anything but that's a no no

sankagirl36 0

Monday 11 October 2010 7:38

that's gross!!! germs r germs!!!

angeorange 0

Monday 11 October 2010 15:23

YDI for being a *****!

AnjelRocker 0

Monday 11 October 2010 17:32

Seriously... it's really gross. My mom said the same thing to me before when I found out she was using my toothbrush. She smokes and my toothbrush tastes like an ashtray.

bh0p 0

Monday 11 October 2010 20:28

mother=win stop putting "chickens" in your mouth OP

Karnezar 2

Thursday 14 October 2010 0:01

You know you're probably sharing germs from your moms mouth thats probably been around your dad's dick. And your mom is sharing germs from your mouth thats probably been around your boyfriend's dick. The More You Know :D