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SonofDonald - 22/01/2013 17:20 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a co-worker I've been interested in for some time. The topic of discussion she chose over lunch: how she's living a double-life as an escort in Flint and that she thinks she's picked up an STD from unprotected sex. FML

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FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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Anonymous - 12/03/2022 04:00

Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office; that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of two years. FML

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Anonymous - 20/01/2021 20:02 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, since I've been falling for the girl I've been sleeping with for the past couple of months, I decided it was time for us to talk about making things official and exclusive. I was confident she'd feel the same way. Then I found out she's an escort. FML

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Anonymous - 08/06/2023 15:00

Today, a coworker asked me out and we’ve been on a few dates. I had no idea why she’d want to date me, until after we had sex and she started crying and confessed she was molested as a teen, and since her attacker was short and gross like me, she wanted to use me to work out her repressed issues. FML

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impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

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Never mix business with pleasure

LiarLiarPantsOnFire - 17/12/2022 21:00

Today, the girl I work with, who I’ve developed feelings for, started dating another guy at work. She’d told me that she “doesn’t believe” in dating coworkers and she doesn’t “shit where she eats.” FML

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moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:29

At least you found out about the STD before possibly having sex with her.

kittykaos 14

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:28

Classy.

linjizzy 6

Wednesday 23 January 2013 2:04

At least she told you so you can stay cleeear away from that shameless woman!!! Nobody wants the herps... Could've ended a lot worse buddy! God speed!

mac88 1

Wednesday 23 January 2013 2:13

That sucks.

knoxxx 22

Wednesday 23 January 2013 2:26

This is the most likely case. Unless the co-worker is a complete nutter, in which case you're better off anyways, right?

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Wednesday 23 January 2013 2:34

Those dirty Flintstones! I always knew something was up with Fred...

cuponoodles34 10

Wednesday 23 January 2013 2:39

hey, at least she was honest about it... but either way that's gross.

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Wednesday 23 January 2013 2:39

Sounds to me like someone just got "friend-zoned" by way of an elaborate bullshit story. Tell her you don't mind and see what she comes up with next. I see another hilarious FML post in your near future!