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Got talent?

sorrygrandma - - United States

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Passing

ChoirGuy - 07/02/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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The Sopranos

Anonymous - 14/11/2022 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML

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Moment of truth

anonymous - 23/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it, a solo came on, and i turned to her and said, "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML

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Sebastian - 17/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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Glee

musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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Anonymous - 26/01/2012 21:05 - United States

Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML

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NotTalented - 16/12/2013 03:44 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML

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sadcapri96 - 23/06/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

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justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:34

Brings a new meaning to "knock am dead"

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Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:36

You must have a killer voice!

jtaltstatt 0

Friday 10 February 2012 3:58

U killed her!!!!

punkifyx 5

Tuesday 15 May 2012 4:41

maybe your solo was so good the lady decided it's time to go.

sammyluvspugs 4

Friday 25 May 2012 3:33

Of course it isn't your fault! That must be scary!!

oopsie2260 7

Wednesday 20 June 2012 5:30

That is honestly my BIGGEST fear -.-

Steffi 26

Monday 13 May 2013 10:36

F her life.

nigradomaus 8

Wednesday 1 January 2014 9:39

That was one killer solo! *Ba-dum chss*

FeedTheStache 13

Thursday 1 January 2015 11:08

One time something similar happened to me. We went to go sing to the Elderly and someone had a heart attack in the middle of it.

Zack325 10

Wednesday 29 April 2015 5:41

What a buzz kill

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 30 July 2015 6:18

Awww... That's so sad

lia4005 17

Monday 28 September 2015 21:52

More like F HER life. That's really too bad :( btw ur being kinda selfish by making it a big deal that it happened during YOUR solo. I mean for god sake, someone DIED. :'(

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Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML

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Today, I was reminded that I used by dad's camera all summer to take naked pictures for boyfriend when my dad sent me an email saying: "FYI: when you delete pictures directly off the camera they get uploaded as trash files when the camera is connected to the computer." He saw them all. FML

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Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

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Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again, but I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out." My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML

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Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML

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