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Good vibrations

Anonymous - 25/06/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

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SplishSplash - 01/09/2013 01:21 - United States

Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML

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Anonymous - 30/11/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML

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Ski me to heaven

Frostbitten - 27/02/2013 03:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

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orgasmicriding - 22/12/2012 22:55 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML

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Anonymous - 06/07/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

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Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

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Pull up

ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Didn't see you there

eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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Thursday 25 June 2009 12:10

That's really disturbing. I feel bad for you.

Delilahlilah 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 12:14

Ugh, that's horrible. FYL. And how does anyone deserve this?

ajmhooper 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 18:22

Ew. Just... ew.

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Thursday 25 June 2009 19:08

One more: I was doing sit ups, riding a bike, eating cereal, putting in a ******* tampon and I had an intense ******. And I'm getting a sex change.

lotrgeek 10

Sunday 27 May 2012 17:01

All at the same time!? What a multi-tasker you are!!

scorpiogirl666 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 19:18

...i am very disturbed.

jewelzgalore 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 19:31

I am beyond disturbed

myotherlips 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 19:35

That's why I REALLY want to get a motorcycle.

kc2_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:06

I need a motorcycle

Caayouteepie 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:06

EW FYL. gross.

thelonelylurker 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:08

Must... buy... motorcycle.

kc2_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:10

I need a motorcycle

earsybearsy 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:22

wow that really sucks that it happemed when your father was with you

junomcguff_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:32

Hot!

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