Good question cynicalcindy - - United States Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I blurted out, "Are you having fun?" FML 15 179 50 371
Today, I got a new, short haircut. Now I look like my little brother who died two years ago. FML 822 139
Today, I started a new job at a family owned business. About ten minutes into training, the mother and father started an argument that ended in each of them storming off, demanding a divorce. FML 23 842 1 429
Today, I had to break up with a friend who I couldn't tolerate as a boyfriend. I don't know if the reason was physical unattractiveness, bad body odour, or a forced relationship. The reason I said yes was I didn't want to lose a friend at workplace. I don't know why I had an aversion from him as a boyfriend. I hated it. FML 281 789
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML 61 117 3 240
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML 444 163
Today, I was in a training about the newest changes in CPR. The trainer was discussing chest compression techniques and said she prefers "good, fast, hard pumping." I was the only one who snickered out loud, drawing several annoyed looks from the other trainees. I'm a 45-year-old doctor. FML 42 931 20 631
"HELL YEA IM HAVING FUN"
Eh, it's more like **** HIS life. It would only be an FML from his perspective. "Today, my brother visited me in jail for the first time. The first thing he said to me was "Are you having fun?" FML