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piliseep - 01/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Apex

Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML

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Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

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The gift

Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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Anonymous - 05/06/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML

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crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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Anonymous - 13/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping. FML

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What an asshole - 13/01/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, as I crawled into bed and hid under my blanket, I was hit with a very strong and familiar smell. The smell of piss. My cat had peed all over my only blanket. Guess I'll sleep under the mattress. FML

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anx133 - 15/01/2009 08:05 - China

Today, like any other day I struggled to put my boots on, went to pee and noticed my pants were covered in what looked like a green dust. I touched it, sniffed it, and it smelled utterly horrendous. So I took my boots off again only to find that one of my cats had took a dump in one of them. FML

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Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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Boo!

nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

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Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Friday 1 December 2017 15:41

This is why you make absolutely certain that your pets are toilet trained before you let them sleep on your bed.

CoyoteOldOne 17

Friday 1 December 2017 23:19

Well, you shouldn't have been sleeping in the cat's nice, soft toilet. How inconsiderate of you.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 1 December 2017 15:16

Sounds like a ... ...wait on it... kitty situation. Yeeeeeoooooowwww!!!

exileonmainst 16

Friday 1 December 2017 15:17

God that is just claw-ful. I’m feeling a-paw-lled at this truly un-fur-tunate situation. You must be feline horrible. Stay paw-sitive OP!

I'madumbass 19

Friday 1 December 2017 15:27

Un-fur-tunate. Nice! #animalrefrences

I'madumbass 19

Friday 1 December 2017 15:26

Thst sucks, OP, but I am sure if you look at this paw-sitively and have an oxygen mask or Febrezze or something while cleaning, you should be fine.

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 1 December 2017 15:41

This is why you make absolutely certain that your pets are toilet trained before you let them sleep on your bed.

Catlover1130 14

Friday 1 December 2017 18:19

Lol when I first got my cat he was three weeks old so I was bottle feeding him and teaching him how to use the litterbox when he got older and before he actually got the hang of the litterbox he shit in our bed while my boyfriend was asleep and I was at work. Twice.