Gone Too Far - FML

Gone Too Far

FML Approved - 05/10/2017 03:00

Shake it off, girl! You're doing great!

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

jade3424 21

Thursday 5 October 2017 5:51

Nailed it!

hiddenUSERNAME 27

Thursday 5 October 2017 21:17

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jade3424 21

Thursday 5 October 2017 5:51

Nailed it!

hopemegan1 12

Thursday 5 October 2017 8:51

Me and My boyfriend just moved in together, so while i was packing my things i noticed some shirts that were mans shirts thinking they were his, I laid out sleep pants of his and the shirts I found so he could change into them after work. he looked at me and said me they were the other boyfriends shirts. Fml

hiddenUSERNAME 27

Thursday 5 October 2017 21:17

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Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML

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Today, my husband of 19 years took our children out for dinner, told them he's gay, then sent them home to tell me for him. FML

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Today, my daughter admitted she struggles to keep a boyfriend because as soon as she shares with them her kink of fucking guys with strap-ons and occasionally inserting other items into them, they flee. As a father, this was way more info about my daughter's sex life than I can handle. FML

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Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

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Today, whilst sat next to a old lady on a flight back to the UK, I exclaimed how I wished somebody would gag the crying baby a few rows behind us. Her reply was, "That's my grandson." FML

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Today, a friend complimented me on my "smoky eyeshadow". I wasn't wearing eye makeup. She was complimenting the result of my insomnia. FML

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