Clothes, Stuck Awkward Going medieval

Going medieval

hurley - 27/02/2011 10:10 - Australia

Today, I had my friends help me put on a suit of full plate armor for a medieval re-enactment. After the battle, my friends left. I can't get the armor off by myself and will probably have to sleep in it. FML

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Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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Anonymous - 20/10/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

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Poor planning

Anonymous - 18/11/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML

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Knackered

Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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twitch01 - 09/08/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

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Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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Get me out of here

Anonymous - 25/06/2021 23:02 - United States - Schertz

Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML

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Machine - 19/02/2009 12:18 - Japan

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

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Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

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My personal Gettysburg

Earthboundb - - United States

Today, I just got back from a Civil War Reenactment in Virginia, my first big event in years. I spent over $200 on gas and food, and had to drive for over 10 hours both ways from Massachusetts. When I finally got there I realized I had left my uniform at home. FML

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Zebidee 8

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:13

If you have to sleep in it and can't get home, go to a hotel and ask them if they have a room for a knight.

Doortje 29

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:14

I bet every real knight has been in that situation at least once.

saleha97 4

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:18

karma?

Zebidee 8

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:19

Look stuff up before you say it.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:20

Man, you're gonna be even more pissed when you find out they've lined the inside with super glue! :P Good luck op!(:

Jstrooper 2

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:20

another fake story. you mean to tell me that you are in this predicament and THIS is your best idea? post it on FML?

ranger159 6

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:32

Ask some people from the re-enacment. Seriously, if they had to have help to get dressed up, then they will understand your predicament when you can't get it off.

jacob4848 4

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:33

They can kiss your shinny tin ass.

robc32ca 4

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:00

win

explodingmuffint 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:20

if he spelled shiny right, maybe

Link5794 18

Saturday 8 September 2012 16:04

Steel, actually

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:38

Can opener.

Patrick0294 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:53

win

tarvinwashere 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:52

that would get REALLY hot hahaha >.<

robc32ca 4

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:59

you are able to use your phone or computer to post an fml but you can't use said device to contact assistance?

ScuseMePrincess 2

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:03

He actually got Merlin to post the FML for him.

Alex_aden 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:15

hahaha xD

sjmm91232 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 21:51

hahaha

concertwhore 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 19:55

that's what I was thinking!!!!

concertwhore 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 19:55

that's what I was thinking!!!!

thehalfelf 2

Monday 26 December 2011 15:05

He probably posted after it happened Just because it is on jere doesn't mean that it was posted the instant it happened

Zebidee 8

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:13

If you have to sleep in it and can't get home, go to a hotel and ask them if they have a room for a knight.

sweetstuffFML 1

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:42

hahaha xD I see what you did there...

pinkballoon 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 21:27

lmao took me a while but I got it :) oh word play

KyleIsSoFine 0

Monday 28 February 2011 9:59

That's corny but strangely funny and clever.

lovexbox 8

Monday 28 February 2011 11:40

If I were OP I would do that. That's great. :)

Moobug 4

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:16

Been there, done that... HAAHAHAAA!! Seriously, find something that's still open like a really posh restaurant and ask the staff to help you out of it. If it's a boring evening they'll thank you for it ;)