I hope for your sake that as pathetic she is in the kitchen, she is as awesome in the bedroom. Even so, prepare to ditch her in the future. Your life with such a slob will be hell.

so maybe you should wash some dishes

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Since it seems like you are both too lazy to do the dishes, invest in this wonderful invention called the dishwasher. Now, I will warn you, it still requires some effort, but not nearly as much as washing dishes by hand.

one answer.... wash your dishes. who's job is it to wash the dishes? you should take turns

it's still her problem. She lives there.

Here's something instead of washing the dishes, just throw all the dishes on the floor. that dishes don't ever have to be done again and you get your cup under your special mountain spring faucet. Problem solved! :)

Lazy ass girlfriend. Tell her to wash some of those dishes.

omg do the dishes people! I can't even drink the water that comes out of our taps

I think you both bloody lazy.