Getting on

Anonymous - 24/07/2022 00:00

Today, I had to put my glasses on just to scroll Pornhub. I'm officially old and lonely. FML
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I guess that old saying was right: don't beat your meat too much or you'll go blind 😂

Just as long as you get more hot and bothered by that than Zillow or the Food Network, there's still hope for you.

I guess that old saying was right: don't beat your meat too much or you'll go blind 😂

Just as long as you get more hot and bothered by that than Zillow or the Food Network, there's still hope for you.