Sex and Intimacy: Get on with it - FML

Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

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Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

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Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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Routine

By youaresodumb - 27/09/2010 04:19 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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Time is money

By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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Not my turn

By Perry85 - 10/12/2019 05:00

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she says "Don't cum in me, my husband has plans for later." FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

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Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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By saddude - 04/03/2009 07:03 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 20:12 - United States - Ellicott City

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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

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Top comments

hellsgates 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:37

you say no and start going rougher,

GrapefruitZoe 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:19

I'll tell you why she said it. She was BORED. I get bored easily during sex. Vaginal intercourse does little for me. Pleasure her.

Comments

bv2332 10

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:57

i wish your girlfriend would use proper grammer

Alexandria928 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 0:59

use her ass. bet she won't complain then. plus you'll finish quick!

scorchnightt 2

Sunday 17 November 2013 3:11

win.

tin_cup 27

Tuesday 26 January 2016 5:22

Will you marry me!

iluvpink10 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:47

well are u?

joshdairyman 6

Wednesday 18 May 2011 1:57

samee

spaerro 8

Thursday 25 August 2011 5:15

Um, you are #2...

MeleMallory 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 4:58

Both you and your girlfriend have horrible grammar.

sicnesses 6

Wednesday 5 October 2011 0:33

......whilst?

eatpussy 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 5:29

Worst thing for a man to hear.

raybaybay22 3

Friday 13 April 2012 18:18

I'm a girl and I still say she's ridiculous! She should shut the **** and enjoy it or work harder so she does, what is wrong with girls not wanting to pleasure the boys!

soldiat_fml 17

Monday 22 July 2013 9:55

Somebody's doing it wrong.

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Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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