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Anonymous - 31/08/2025 14:00 - United States - Bel Air

Today, I am smarter, cooler, better and more mature than everyone else by a huge margin. Anyone who refuses to accept this objective fact is a moron. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Outsmarted

Anonymous - 05/10/2023 11:30

Today, my son is smarter than average, almost genius level, and he has now reached an age where not only does he question me at every turn, he actually out-argues me 90% of the time and I can’t do anything about it because technically he’s right and I’m wrong. FML

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The rest of us had already figured this out

Anonymous - 21/05/2021 05:01 - United Kingdom - Bolton

Today, after reading more FMLs than I'd care to count, I think I've finally realised that the world isn't made up up of mostly competent and intelligent people. FML

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Jack-in-the-box

Anonymous - 10/03/2023 22:00

Today, I realized that I'm a better human being when drunk or high, because at least then I don't seem like a wind-up toy about to snap. FML

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Mansplaining 101

m?? - 10/10/2019 04:00

Today, as always, my boyfriend is better than me at everything, including skills that I have years of experience with, while he has none. FML

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At last! Well done!

dumbgirl4lyf - 01/10/2012 18:24 - Ireland - Monaghan

Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and my teacher started clapping and cheering. FML

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Boring

Talentles.Bitch - 17/03/2023 06:00

Today, yet again I was made to feel how talentless and boring of a person I am. I have great academic achievements, making me one among the top 0.02% youth of my country, but am so uninteresting and introverted that people don't want to be friends with me. FML

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Fight me, loser

mrmidi - - United States

Today, I learned two important facts: #1 - A grown man can, in fact, get beaten up by a teenage girl, and #2 - If someone is convinced you are someone else, there is no telling them otherwise. FML

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Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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worst - 12/10/2009 08:23 - Philippines

Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML

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yeah hun i think insects arent animals too - 09/10/2013 07:51 - Germany - Leipzig

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML

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stickyface 16

Monday 1 September 2025 0:30

Really, moderators, you approved this waste of bytes? Really?

Hangryko 31

Monday 1 September 2025 1:11

At least you're humble. 🙄🤦‍♀️

poopface82 23

Sunday 31 August 2025 22:19

And this is an FML how?

AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10

Monday 1 September 2025 9:16

It's an FML for us because we had to read this crap.

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 31 August 2025 23:42

I haven't met you in person, but I assume I'm a moron... FYL

stickyface 16

Monday 1 September 2025 0:30

Really, moderators, you approved this waste of bytes? Really?

Hangryko 31

Monday 1 September 2025 1:11

At least you're humble. 🙄🤦‍♀️

d j mom 9

Monday 1 September 2025 12:15

so you also drive a corvette? because it sounds like you have little p***s syndrome. hahahahaha

009bouris 5

Monday 1 September 2025 15:28

honestly this just seems like a boiled down version of most of the crap on here it’s the essence of what everybody else is saying when they whine on here