Love, Relatable, Awkward Religion From the heart

From the heart

Anonymous - 18/01/2022 22:59

Today, after agreeing to marry my boyfriend, he started spouting crap about converting to his religion, and how I’d need to take lessons from his mother on how to be a proper wife to him at all times, like, EXCUSE ME, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO? DUMPED. See ya later, douchebag. FML

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Anonymous - 20/09/2023 00:02

Today, my date walked out on me after I told him I was devout in my beliefs, including saving myself until marriage. Apparently, meeting me at Sunday services didn’t twig him to my faith, and he actually thought religious girls were all secret sluts like in the pornos. FML

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Mutilation denied

Fuck you I'm crying I would give you so many kids - 09/01/2026 15:00

Today, the man I thought I'd marry dumped me in a parking lot, because I insisted that any boys would be circumcised so my son wouldn't be confused. He literally said, "Circumcision is a deal breaker. Get out of my car." FML

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Fight!

Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

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Dodged a landmine

Anonymous - 23/03/2023 12:00

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom, but she decided I was “unsuitable.” I hoped he’d be on my side. Nope, he just accepted her word as law, broke up with me, and pushed me outside. He'd driven me there, so I had to find a bus in a city I’ve never been to, in the dark, without a coat. FML

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Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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reb - 19/04/2014 17:25 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my crazily elitist parents were so desperate to get me to dump my fiancé that they threatened to divorce if I didn't. When I told them to go ahead, they bitched me out for being disrespectful. FML

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Next time, wait a couple of years

Anonymous - 14/09/2023 00:02

Today, my boyfriend met my parents, siblings, and some other family members. Thirty minutes later, he broke up with me and stormed out, yelling no way was he staying with me because they’re all fucking psychotic. He's my second boyfriend driven away by my family. FML

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storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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Very romantic

Kate - 24/09/2024 14:00 - Canada - St. Thomas

Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML

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Projection

Anonymous - 12/08/2020 14:02

Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML

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Geyutsa 7

Wednesday 19 January 2022 0:00

It’s a little surprising you didn’t see this coming, although definitely a good call to get out NOW.

mike3775 36

Tuesday 18 January 2022 23:26

Smart move.

mike3775 36

Tuesday 18 January 2022 23:26

Smart move.

Geyutsa 7

Wednesday 19 January 2022 0:00

It’s a little surprising you didn’t see this coming, although definitely a good call to get out NOW.

Plop 17

Wednesday 19 January 2022 0:09

That's one of the most uplifting stories I've read in the past few weeks, brings a tear to my eye :') Congrats on swiftly making the right choice and improving your life!

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 19 January 2022 1:17

Good for you! I like seeing strong women standing up for themselves. Not sure what year he thinks this is...

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 19 January 2022 1:29

How did you get to discussing marriage without knowing how enthusiastic (aka fanatical) your boyfriend was about his religion? Were you too busy discussing favorite colors, coolest dinosaur, and Batman vs Superman?

D J's MOM 17

Wednesday 19 January 2022 12:46

just wow... what a sneaky little a**h**e! you sound like a strong woman, just how stupid and egotistical is he to think that trick would work on you? he must have thought he really had you hooked. I know someone who actually wed one but refused to follow the 'rules'. funny to watch lol. but seriously, you dodged a bullet.