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kiddoc - 26/10/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, I was happily playing with my young niece and nephew. Their grandmother was watching and said, "You are so good with children! Why don't you have any?" My husband died 3 months ago. FML

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Noname - 03/02/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML

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Sean Martin - 06/02/2020 05:00

Today, I realized that for the last 3 months I've been taking care of my girlfriends 1 year old kid. The other night, she told me that I was a good uncle to him. FML

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Damnlife123 - 21/04/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was playing and laughing with my new baby boy. He was giggling, and it was adorable. Out of nowhere, I said, "You're my favorite!" Now I'm sitting here, talking to my two other children about how what I said earlier I didn't mean personally. They never want to talk to me again. FML

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lonesomegal - 30/01/2015 18:11 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died two years ago. She was the first person I told. FML

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Jessica - 19/10/2012 01:57 - United States

Today, I got a job babysitting two really sweet kids. When their parents left, they told me that their cat had died. I told them how sorry I was, to which one of them replied, "That's okay. We still have him in a box. Wanna see?" FML

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Anonymous - 01/07/2013 20:35 - United States - Tunkhannock

Today, I was working as a nurse, and an elderly man had just passed away. As the patient's wife was leaving she said, "Thank you for taking such good care of my husband." Then I, intending to say "Sorry for your loss," said "Thank you for your loss." FML

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Anonymous - 11/03/2013 02:47 - United States - Louisville

Today, a man I once worked with passed away. He was a lovely, caring, and inspirational person whom I looked up to. My husband's form of consolation? "Old people die. Get over it." FML

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Shauna - 08/11/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML

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Sypha - 28/11/2025 09:00

Today, I took my parents up on their invitation to spend Thanksgiving with them. My 3 year-old daughter refused to get out of the car and insisted on waiting there. When asked why, she said, "I don't like Grandma because she's mean to Daddy!" Not only did my parents hear, we haven't told her he, my husband, passed away 4 months ago. FML

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Anonymous - 25/02/2013 23:00 - United States - Marlton

Today, at my mother's funeral, as everyone was around her casket for the viewing, my 5-year-old son in cluelessness of what was going on shouted, "Grandma is more fun when she isn't sleeping." Everyone cried. FML

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Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:47

That's awful, I'm really sorry for you

iSANDRAi 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:48

she probably didn't know that he died or she forgot. sorry to hear about ur loss tho.

katishman 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:30

That's terrible :(

rastafunk 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:35

Oh I'm sorry. :/ I'm sure she didn't mean to say that.

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Tuesday 1 November 2011 2:18

Evil harpie bitch of a grandma

freddykrueger56 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 20:39

Thats awful he died

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Wednesday 2 November 2011 6:14

I am sorry to hear that :(....hope everything is going alright:)

dancefloorluvah 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 20:41

i dont get it? the fact tht he died 3 months ago, is irrelevent to her question?

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Sunday 20 November 2011 1:28

How could anyone deserve having their husband die?! What the ******* **** people?!

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Saturday 24 December 2011 14:31

Older people say things that aren't really meant to be hurtful. But that's awful that he passed. Hang in there sister.

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Thursday 29 December 2011 7:38

Wouldnt their grandmother be your mom??

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Saturday 19 March 2016 3:58

not if it was the in laws parents

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Sunday 11 March 2012 11:32

I'm sorry for your loss, and who chose "you deserved it"? How does she deserve her husband dying?

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Today, I went to a doctor's appointment, being concerned about some abnormal swelling and soreness in one of my testicles. They fondled my balls for 20 seconds before saying, "Yeah, that's abnormal. You should probably go get an ultrasound somewhere and maybe take some ibuprofen for the pain. That'll be $265." FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were on the phone. She heard I was out of breath and asked me, "Are you okay?" I didn't have the heart to tell her that she'd caught me masturbating, and I'm so out of shape it sounded like I'd ran a marathon. FML

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Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best friend to find me a date. Somehow, she managed to go home with a guy and I'm still decidedly single. FML

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Today, I worked my job then went home to enjoy my weekend. An hour later, I was called and told I was fired, without any reason given. I can’t even empty my locker, as they'd said they would mail my things to me. FML

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Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML

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Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML

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