FML's Showdown #11 By Louis - 31/05/2017 17:25 Another chance for you to pick your winner of the week. So, who does it for you? I agree, your life sucks 469 You deserved it 133 Share Tweet Share
Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML I agree, your life sucks 43 225 You deserved it 92 023
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML I agree, your life sucks 49 665 You deserved it 3 908
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML I agree, your life sucks 30 555 You deserved it 7 575
Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML I agree, your life sucks 312 You deserved it 647
Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 53 142 You deserved it 2 595
Today, I had to be the asshole who finally told one of our friends that his wife can't cook. This was after she tried to make fajitas using a third-rate premade sauce and processed ham, burned it, and stank up the entire house. He seemed shocked when we all agreed; he thought it was good. We all facepalmed. FML I agree, your life sucks 465 You deserved it 149
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