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First date hell

jonchavez - 29/05/2014 23:46 - United States - Trenton

Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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I don't know either

Anonymous - - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML

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flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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JD - 02/02/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML

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Good intentions…

Anonymous - 18/05/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML

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Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip, just so that she wouldn't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML

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She said yes!

Anonymous - 07/12/2014 00:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

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Crushed - 04/11/2016 14:23

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip this weekend so that she won't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML

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Ice cold break-up

Ice cold - 22/11/2012 05:35 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

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tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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lex1459 38

Friday 30 May 2014 8:36

Hey, loom on the bright side! To her you're probably like her hero

energizerbunny23 18

Friday 30 May 2014 8:34

Sounds like a good story to tell friends, could be a funny story if you ever end up dating

opj77_fml 13

Friday 30 May 2014 20:03

Your date and her parents must be loving you! A true gentleman!

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 30 May 2014 20:05

*rushes to the ER to remove splinter from knocking on wood*

alycion 38

Friday 30 May 2014 20:12

Hopefully you snuck away to get her something from the gift shop to bring up the already good first impression. Taking care of someone in their time of need is a good bonding experience and usually leads to good things.

AmuTan 5

Friday 30 May 2014 20:17

Sounds like you're reliable at least. I'm sure they'll be impressed.

8313girl 28

Friday 30 May 2014 20:24

Yeah you did the right thing and yeah you are a hero but that's too much to be doing on the first date. Hopefully you'll get good brownie points from her and her parents for keeping their baby girl safe.

Maultest 6

Friday 30 May 2014 20:32

Sounds like a bit of a bonding experience to me. You carried all that way, proving yourself able to take care of her. I commend your actions and you two will laugh about this some day.