Finally!

SadAndAlone - 03/12/2015 16:41 - Sweden - Nacka

Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML
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IamComrade 16

I met a blind homeless man once. I was working security at a Native event. He told the most racist Native joke I've ever heard, not knowing where he was. I looked around at all the Natives staring at us and just smiled.

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Zesty_Z 19

An unusual way to start a blind date.

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ThePaperDragon 31

Did you help him find a seat? You could maybe build a relationship from it. ^_^

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Kiernan151 25

What a way to break the ice "Hey you touched my legs! It wasn't awkward at all! lets be friends!"

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olpally 32

Wow, and I thought i had it bad. Fyl indeed.

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IamComrade 16

I met a blind homeless man once. I was working security at a Native event. He told the most racist Native joke I've ever heard, not knowing where he was. I looked around at all the Natives staring at us and just smiled.

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cacheson 41

Don't worry. I'm sure he was probably embarrassed too.

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UncleCaitlyn 21

So did that escalate to something or did you leave him with blue balls

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deitcocaine 14

You should have took him home and done nasty stuff.

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91hayek 31

Public transport will always give you action, whether you want it or not.

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itscomplicated15 6

Download Tinder, OP. You'll probably have lots pf action, both good and bad haha

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Zesty_Z 19

An unusual way to start a blind date.

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Polynomial 28

As a legally blind man, let me say one thing, I see what you did there.

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HotFrosty 14

Get out there more! No one will come to your house to hit on you. There is someone out there looking for you.

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