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Anonymous - 12/10/2010 06:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except for various types of sauces and condiments. So what am I having for breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML

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cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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FoodNeeded - 25/08/2016 02:24 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML

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Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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Fauna - 09/05/2019 04:00

Today, I started to make a protein shake to have a healthy breakfast. It exploded. Turns out, my mom lost the rubber gasket and put the blender back, so it looked ready to use. By the time I cleaned it all up, it was time for me to leave for work. I'm now eating chips from the vending machine. FML

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Breakfast time!

shit flavored eggs - 09/03/2021 00:30

Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML

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Kitchen nightmare

McDonald's it is then - 30/05/2023 10:00

Today, getting tired of my usual turkey/tuna salad/chicken sandwiches, I made a pot of soup to take to work for lunch. My girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night to forage for snacks, spilled it all over the floor, and woke me up to clean it. FML

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Klingon - 04/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML

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J Rush - 21/03/2012 11:46 - United Kingdom - Welshpool

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

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Anonymous - 27/02/2016 11:17 - United States

Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML

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Nyc__Princess 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:05

Mickey D's ?

rararad 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:06

Eat your hand.

gottrythis 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 17:03

THAT'S A BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS! NOW FIND A DRUNK GIRL TONIGHT AND SLEEP AT HER PLACE!

1personinthiswor 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 17:16

Go...food...shopping. Or even better, borrow food from a roommate or someone else in the dorm?

Asynja 4

Tuesday 12 October 2010 18:02

LOL, I've (almost) been there. I've opened the fridge to find only condiments. Only, the next step I took was grocery shopping, not gravy eating. You kinda deserve it for not being more aware of your food situation.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 12 October 2010 18:17

Go buy groceries! Unless you're completely broke at the moment, in which case most definitely F your life.

xVictoriaDreamz 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 18:23

sounds yummy(:

TahoeFMler 22

Tuesday 12 October 2010 18:47

How do you forget that you're out of food?! I understand being broke and having a few days til payday, but I've never forgotten that the fridge/cupboard was empty!