Fart wars

district12 - 18/02/2012 22:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML
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paulkeppel 0

gas them out until they surrender. show no mercy!

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pinkdance96 2

Haha, that's awesome. In my family we rate each others burps and farts. And try to fart on each other if possible. But, only if there's no company over, that'd be embarrassing...

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Tez122 6

dude this is my dream family

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linkinpark98 23

Just stock up on beans and broccoli and you'll win the war for sure!

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mhknorr 8

my house was a war zone to, but when my dad got a job in florda and left, it smelled like a spring meadow :).

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om102907 4

Whoever does the laundry is so screwed! I will call you the Klumps! Somebody call the CDC bc you have a toxic outbreak.

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ThatWhiteKid667 0

And to think this all started over the thimble piece ;)

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glvlballer 0

This sounds like the right time to borrow a gas mask from your local fire department.

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