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FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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crazystar69 - 09/03/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML

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icarlypoop - 11/04/2020 23:00

Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML

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clumsy - - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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Falling and laughing

Jane_Elle02 - 18/10/2025 09:00

Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML

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hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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TheOneTC 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:12

Should have pulled him in too. That would have been romantic

OldMemoriesFade 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:12

Well..at least he still said you were the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, and if he meant it, he will stay by your side.

daps29 11

Wednesday 10 October 2012 5:30

There is to much depression on FML.

Evilpirate 10

Wednesday 10 October 2012 5:41

One of the most prettiest? So that means you're not the prettiest ?

loccsta83 5

Wednesday 10 October 2012 6:26

That is pretty funny thpugh

mowmowlife 21

Wednesday 10 October 2012 6:31

Hay, that's a pretty shitty situation. Instead of whinying around like that, he should have helped you up like a real stallion. I hope he got a little horse from laughing at you, he deserved it. You should have slung some in his face to get a hoof up on him.

bethanybunny_fml 4

Wednesday 10 October 2012 6:38

Fear not, Op! Horse manuer consists of nothing but grass/hay and things of that nature. It is actually quite clean, small, and can be used as fertilizer! Anyways while I get thumbed down, you should have dragged him down with you.

YourBuddyElmo 5

Wednesday 10 October 2012 7:13

I doubt he was laughing at you - sometimes situational comedy trumps any other feeling! Next time you see him, give him a cute smile, make a joke about what happened, and ask him if he wants to finish where you left off...guaranteed to work.