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Joseph N - 19/06/2012 16:08 - United States

Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML

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Anonymous - 22/11/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

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fatty magoo - 29/07/2014 18:20 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML

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Donut laugh at me

sdeeter - 29/04/2013 13:39 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML

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Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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GT716 - 07/04/2009 12:50 - United States

Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML

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Anonymous - 12/04/2025 15:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML

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Demetria - 20/08/2012 22:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML

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Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

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Don't you know who I am?

Anonymous - 28/12/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter told a police officer to call me because I could get them fired unless they let her off for speeding, spitting at and kicking officers, and damaging police property. I work in a supermarket and have no idea what she was talking about. I can’t fire anyone. FML

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Crazynopantsman 11

Tuesday 19 June 2012 22:39

I think you're overreacting. They are just kids.

Tempest559 12

Tuesday 19 June 2012 22:39

At least they chose a subject the police know about.

ffgghytt 3

Wednesday 20 June 2012 17:40

Hopefully thay wernt in high school because then I would be worried

gothiccandy 9

Wednesday 20 June 2012 23:22

That doesn't make them idiots, they're just little kids with good senses of humor.

flaunt 1

Thursday 21 June 2012 0:17

They're just kids. besides, you work there because of them. Go find another job were you wont go online and complain about useless crap!

madamazinDana45 6

Thursday 21 June 2012 0:17

Maybe they were being sarcastic

TruthIsEvil 2

Thursday 21 June 2012 1:25

Depending on how old the kids were, there's probably a story on MLIA about how some hilarious kid in their class asked the police about donuts.

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Thursday 21 June 2012 3:21

Kids these days...

Mariaapoo 1

Thursday 21 June 2012 5:36

Well that is what the only thing policemen are good for.. Buying those donuts, in other words those kids were on the right track

ebb32 3

Thursday 21 June 2012 6:00

doughnuts***

lefty619 6

Thursday 21 June 2012 6:08

How'r you gonna call a bunch of kids idiots??

cherry72 13

Thursday 21 June 2012 7:19

Definitely an original punishment lol parents ftw!

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Today, my wife faked being kidnapped. She composed a ransom letter and made calls from her phone screaming for help frantically and hanging up. I got the cops involved. Turns out it was all a scam, because she “wanted to see what I’d do” because apparently she “hasn’t been feeling loved” lately. FML

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Today, I realized how poor I am when I had to use sharpies to color in the worn spots on my dress shoes before leaving for work. FML

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