Intimacy Ecstasy

Ecstasy

Abyssal - 04/04/2011 18:29 - United States

Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML

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anonymous - 19/02/2011 13:12 - United States

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

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SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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So good it's bad

kingpin7 - 30/03/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML

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Seventh heaven

Egyptian ToyBoy - 17/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML

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sixsix - 24/12/2008 11:19 - France

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

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Actor's Studio

biggieT - 14/06/2012 02:21 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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Masterclass

SadOral - 03/07/2019 00:01

Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML

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Ouch - 06/10/2025 20:00

Today, after a long dry spell, I spent a day treating my wife, ending with a full body massage. She was wearing only panties, breathing heavily, and spread her legs, so I reached for her crotch to finger her… and she kicked me in the head so hard I fell off the bed and split my head open. FML

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That's… sexy

Anonymous - 03/02/2021 01:01 - Mexico - Iztacalco

Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML

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andres19 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:28

that's why you wear protection

ahlun 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:19

doggy skill requires skill

finndandy 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:30

your obviously not doing it right...

ChrisLTC 3

Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:08

maybe after he blew his face off!

MrBrick 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:09

I'm pretty sure a cup would help.

hatepineapple 14

Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:22

Fake, there are only gay couples in utah.

chammi 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:37

Is this your first time or something? you retarded ****.

yellow12345 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:44

atleast you get her to ****** but that still sucks. :)

varkey 7

Tuesday 5 April 2011 9:40

you guys fail, YDI for being morons

wellinever 5

Tuesday 5 April 2011 9:51

Thank you for sharing your incompetence at intimacy. Does your wife know you wrote this?

MissMaryContrary 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 20:36

I sure do ;)

megaaann_fml 9

Tuesday 5 April 2011 11:07

My god, that's so funny. You just made my day. :D

jayemdoubleyou 1

Tuesday 5 April 2011 13:05

She was faking it.

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Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my mom what an 'LGBT ally' is and that it is entirely possible for a straight cis girl to support the LGBT movement. She thought I was a lesbian because I have rainbow colored and LGBT memorabilia. FML

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Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML

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Today, I got home at 6:30 after a 12-hour shift. I sat down on the sofa, and my wife immediately stomped in and said, "Why are you sitting doing nothing? Get up, there's a million things to do." FML

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Today, I found out my wife has been sleeping with one of my employees. Now, I can divorce her no problem, but turns out I can’t fire him for personal reasons because he’s in the union. That means I have to work every day with a man who has been inside the woman I shared marriage vows with. FML

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