Dude, why?

Anonymous - 30/07/2023 06:00

Today, I texted sweet nothings to a phone number written on the side of my tumble dryer, thinking my crush had left it there, all cute like. Turns out the phone number belongs to my landlord’s maintenance guy, who was not at all flattered by my midnight serenade. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35

That's a delusion for the ages. "Wow! A cellphone number on my tumble dryer! It must be my crush telling me they like me but they're too shy to admit it! I can't imagine anyone else would have written their number in such an important place! I'm calling it and singing to them!" "Dave! It's 12 in the ******* morning! I'm not coming out to fix anything this late! Call me after 8:30 you stupid bastard!"

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D J's MOM 17

you were either drunk, or a complete idiot.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

That's a delusion for the ages. "Wow! A cellphone number on my tumble dryer! It must be my crush telling me they like me but they're too shy to admit it! I can't imagine anyone else would have written their number in such an important place! I'm calling it and singing to them!" "Dave! It's 12 in the ******* morning! I'm not coming out to fix anything this late! Call me after 8:30 you stupid bastard!"

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Ubehage 32

lol, You definitely deserved that. Maybe start by verifying who you are messaging. Don't rely on your fantasies to come true.

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Vanderdale 14

why tf would you think that some random phone number on your dryer was left by your crush? What possible reason would you have to think that? You're an idiot.

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