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Driving school dropout

Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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Lil_bit - 04/01/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML

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Knock it down, boys

Anonymous - 18/07/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML

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master6 - 21/12/2018 04:00

Today, I was pulling in to my work parking lot gate, accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brake pedal, ran through the gate arm. FML

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WOOF!

Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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MY WAIF!

Bogrbon - 26/01/2022 20:01

Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML

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No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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Masey - 17/09/2009 12:46 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

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Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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She's lost control again

Anonymous - 12/10/2020 20:01

Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML

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I'm so tired

slapstick1982 - 30/05/2024 03:00 - United States - Port Washington

Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML

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Sweetheart34 2

Monday 16 January 2012 8:45

what time is it..? time to get a new fence. sorry, i just had to.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Monday 16 January 2012 8:54

Something tells me this will happen again..

iBiteRoses 22

Monday 16 January 2012 10:41

I see what your problem is... you're female.

PYLrulz 17

Monday 16 January 2012 11:24

You dumb shit -_-

tzecco 2

Monday 16 January 2012 12:03

Oh, are you Asian too? Might as well hit all the stereotypes...

josiefay 0

Monday 16 January 2012 12:04

I went ahead and gave you a fyl because I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your driveway was icy up there in Canada.

Brooks2011 5

Monday 16 January 2012 12:04

Get rid of that fence or get some.driving lessons.

robc32ca 4

Monday 16 January 2012 12:15

Stay out of the car...

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Monday 16 January 2012 12:26

I'm glad I don't live in the same area as you, cause it'd scare me knowing that such a shitty driver is on the roads. Not that there aren't bad drivers here, but thankfully in the city most people at least know how to park.

fallenfairy110 2

Monday 16 January 2012 13:04

You know you need driving lessons when...

Clamcreepy 7

Monday 16 January 2012 13:11

You seriously need to get those driving skills improved speed racer

StalinsHeir 1

Monday 16 January 2012 13:15

Female? No surprises there lol.

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