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Drained

KiwiBlam - 07/02/2010 09:19 - New Zealand

Today, I was racing some mates to the beach and I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML

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Flipping off

Anonymous - 04/07/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML

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onebadwave - 21/08/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a smart idea to walk out on the pier while the waves were 6 feet tall. I was having fun getting "splashed" by the waves crashing over until one wave knocked me over and dragged me 20 feet across the hard concrete pier. FML

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Misjudged

VelociTheRaptor - 23/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

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Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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Mind the gap

NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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Crabby

AkaiKitsune - 29/06/2017 04:00

Today, I went to explore a beach that was rumoured to have big crabs on it instead of the usual small tide pool crabs. I found out that the rumours were true went I went to flip over a rock, which was in fact not a rock. I now have to explain to a doctor how I ended up needing stitches again. FML

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Anonymous - 05/09/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML

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Stingraybeemonster - 07/04/2016 08:51 - Thailand

Today, I was snorkeling when a stingray suddenly appeared when I thought I was just looking at sand. It startled me, so my heel made contact with a sea urchin so that then startled me, and my other foot hit another one. FML

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but why - 21/08/2018 23:30

Today, when it started raining, I remembered that I'd left my kitchen windows open. I hurried to close them, but slipped in a huge puddle and slid into the wall, making a huge hole in it with my knee. FML

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greg1234567890_fml 2

Monday 8 February 2010 1:30

watch where ur jumping dumbass. actually dont cuz fmls like this are funny!

iplaylax 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:45

wasn't there a sign?

mm02 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:44

definitely deserved it for trying to cheat

robotInDisguise 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:18

Today, me and my oyster friends were hanging out in a storm drain and some douche bag jumped on me from a 3 meters high and smashed all of us. FML

atomicbaboon 0

Monday 25 April 2011 8:43

hey 57. learn your marine life anatomy. oysters can't write FML's. they can't see what they're typing because they don't have eyes. dumb ass.

rocker_chick23 27

Thursday 31 July 2014 5:51

#84: #57 was doing something called a joke and put the FML in the oysters POV(Point of view). Get the stick out of your ass, you ******* dumbass

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 22:07

Don't run with scissors.

Ajjas013 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 22:14

Jump out a window. LIKE A BOSS!

Abllinckin 3

Thursday 11 February 2010 9:16

im against saying "your an idiot" but i will say this "look before you leap"

GThomW5 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:02

People need to lay off shit happens.

jackhagan 0

Friday 12 February 2010 5:21

Fell three metres onto a bed of clams?? HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE???

Sniper3000 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:25

wat #63 said

bellem1122 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:59

I donno how u survive it to post this.

caisonaboat 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:03

Seriously? He deserves to fall 9 feet onto a bed of razor sharp oysters because he cheated in a stupid race with his friends? Really? I'd like to see you guys try this and see how funny you think it is then. He could have gotten seriously injured, oysters hurt like hell.

alphatoomega 21

Sunday 30 December 2012 2:49

He deserves it for not looking over the wall. He said it was low, implying that he could have looked over it before jumping it.

silkshines 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 13:24

I love how #69 calls #41 the dumbass when he's the one that doesn't realize that: 1 meter = 39.37 inches 1 yard = 36 inches So classic, people are so stupid.