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phatkroger10 - 10/04/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was selling cookie dough for a fundraiser at an old folks home. One lady ordered a box and told me that she loved cookie dough. I told her it'd be here in four weeks, she said, "Oh I can't wait!" Not really thinking, as I left I said, "I hope you can make it till then!" FML

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UTRejected - - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

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anonymous - 30/06/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML

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grossesfesses - 15/05/2013 06:58 - France - Compi?gne

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML

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Anonymous - 20/10/2020 05:01

Today, as a waitress I served someone who was hoping their food would come back faster than expected. I replied, “Fingers crossed!” just for the person to show me they had no hands. FML

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anonymous - 17/07/2014 02:46 - United States - Romulus

Today, while working as a barista, a customer yelled about her muffins and butter not being ready since she only had a "short time to eat". There were 7 tip giving customers ahead of her, but I rushed her order. She gave no tip and stayed for over an hour. FML

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Anonymous - 10/06/2012 08:47 - United States - Kent

Today, while at my cosmetics job, an elderly lady came up to me asking for a product. I told her we had a smaller size and a larger size for a better deal. She told me she wanted the smaller size because she'd "probably be dead" before she finished that one. I laughed. She was serious. FML

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KMKWEEN - 16/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just died, this is for after the funeral. FML

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bakerysux - 23/12/2014 01:21 - United States - San Antonio

Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML

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Helper Blues

Fat and Embarrassed - - United States - Palmdale

Today, I asked an elderly customer at my work if she needed help with her groceries. She responded, "I normally would, but I'm afraid you'll eat all the groceries." FML

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I'm so sorry... - 01/03/2017 16:00

Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML

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dumpweedx 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:49

That's horrible. :/ PS - why does an order of cookie dough take 4 weeks? o_O

kika_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:55

I don't really get how this is a FML. It just sounds like you're an insensitive jerk.

Rupus 0

Friday 10 April 2009 11:22

#3 + #9 "Hope you can make it until then" is an expression for when someone really wants something that won't be here for a while. It's not saying "I hope you don't die before they get here", it's saying "I hope you can contain your excitement until then".

sleepingprincess 0

Friday 10 April 2009 11:45

hahaha wooooooow. thats funny.

mylittlecrow 0

Friday 10 April 2009 11:49

She should have answered "I hope YOU can make it till then!" and then go into an evil laugh bwaaaahahahahahahah! >:)

dantheman931 0

Friday 10 April 2009 12:17

What were you doing selling cookie dough at an old folks' home? None of the rest homes I've ever been in had ovens in the rooms. Or are you trying to give the elderly people food poisoning?

Tallen6292 0

Friday 10 April 2009 12:28

woooow but then again ive a accidently said some insanely cruel things to old people not meaning it... and some meaning it as well

starbaby 0

Friday 10 April 2009 12:30

Aw why are people being mean to the op. Its an actual saying that they realized giving the situation,taken out of context is not exactly the nicest thing to say. If they said this to like a 30 year old the thought wouldn't cross op's mind....I'm sure they didn't mean "I hope you live 4 more weeks you old bag"