Double trouble

Trinity - 03/05/2022 00:01

Today, not only did I shit myself on my way to work, I left my house keys in the bathroom after I cleaned up. It's $90 to replace them. FML
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I'd say you're shit out of luck, but... ...no, I'm gonna say it.

I'd say you're shit out of luck, but... ...no, I'm gonna say it.

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Practice breaking into your house before you need to.