Doofus

Coykoi - - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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ICastillo 24

Hey, at least he tried to put it out, but your boyfriend sounds like an idiot.

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retroRoxy312 2

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend who made me a mother did not say Happy Mothers Day to me. FML

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rebeccac3 5

Was he trying to hit that bong when he set your hair in fire??

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Coykoi 0

To be fair the bong was the first thing insight. He went to blow out a candle as I bent over to grab a dish. Weed wasn't even involved which just means there is no excus for my stupidity. IDI

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Wait? Are you the OP, the boyfriend, an innocent bystander, or just talking in third person? A_TEEN confused..

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Wait? Are you the OP, the boyfriend, an innocent bystander, or just talking in third person? A_TEEN confused..

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Whoops, I was on the mobile site. I didn't recognized you, OP. Now please kick my Ass.

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brianjman14 22

*kicks A's ass* How did that kick feel?

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Coykoi 0

Would not to mobile site be to blame?

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babyshaft408 8

Haha u smell delicious

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Thundercleese 0

Too bad. You're dating a moron. Easily fixable, therefore, your bad.

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hereinnc 12

Shampoo will wash out the bong water...I'd rather have to take a shower then know someone just sat there clueless while my hair was on fire.

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angelofsaturn 23

At least you're ok OP and that's the important thing.

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