Sounds like someone may have taken a bit of a patient's medicinal marijuana for himself... I don't actually know what was up with him, but I would definitely say get a new doctor! xJ

Am I saying he's a horrible doctor? No, but if you're uncomfortable enough with his assessment to write an FML about it, it sounds like you two aren't a good match.

Dude..... Time to get a new doctor lol.

Get a new doctor.

Patient: Hey, Doc, my leg is broken! Doctor: .... Nah....you're okay.... Patient: But my bone is poking out! Doctor: IM THE ******* DOCTOR, NOT YOU, BITCH!!

FThat's one lousy doctor there, do get a second opinion for your own sake. That know-it-all doctor of yours sounds like he is too lazy to find out why your arm is swollen and probably has not opened a book or read since he graduated.

It's called "conversion" - search it up... Conversion disorder is a condition in which you show psychological stress in physical ways. The condition was so named to describe a health problem that starts as a mental or emotional crisis — a scary or stressful incident of some kind — and converts to a physical problem.

That's one useless, crappy doctor you have there OP. You need a new one.

Did he at least touch the swelling and feel it? It could be a lipoma you never realized you have. At any rate, he should be communicating with you WAY more than just waving off your concerns with a 'nah'.

The lack of understand of my sarcasm makes me sad for the world today.