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Dodged a bullet

Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

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Wild allegation

Anonymous - 30/06/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

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what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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Strong incel vibes

anotherdayfml - 04/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML

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aww, such a nice guy. NOT - 25/05/2014 17:46 - United States - Dodge City

Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML

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Effective

zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

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painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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Red flag

safety first - 08/10/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML

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d - 26/03/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML

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I don't owe you anything

Anonymous - 24/05/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML

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honey, no boo-boo - 12/11/2014 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML

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Astroman129 7

Saturday 19 November 2011 5:55

Isn't that technically sexual harassment? Regardless, tell him you're not his sex toy. Hope things get better

krysxkatastrophe 14

Saturday 19 November 2011 6:00

Because you know, birth control also protects against STDs.

radiocaf 29

Monday 21 November 2011 19:28

Good for you for dumping his ass.

Isa_fml 20

Tuesday 22 November 2011 2:23

What a scumbag. Glad you dumped him, good on you!

harumph 7

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:52

I kinda want to say YDI in a Way To Go for dumping his punk *ss. You deserve and will find better.

LullzKitteh 1

Tuesday 22 November 2011 6:05

so...did you slice off his dick to teach him an important lesson?

NullPointer 20

Tuesday 22 November 2011 18:56

That isn't funny, and is completely inappropriate. I hope someone rapes you with a knife.

hockeyhouse 5

Tuesday 22 November 2011 6:05

I'm glad you referred to him as your now ex-boyfriend.

gitarex 4

Tuesday 22 November 2011 6:29

What a douche

Alex_Lima 2

Tuesday 22 November 2011 10:27

Jeez, men now-a-days, with their perfectly reasonable requests. What nerve!

asia3pea90 13

Wednesday 23 November 2011 4:23

That dank won't be satisfied until he has STI's/STD's. Dumb ****. And your stupid if you acctually had unprotected sex with him...

pickles2b2 4

Wednesday 23 November 2011 5:51

He is sexist for saying you should have sex whenever he feels like it. FYL indeed.

AnimeGamer13 2

Wednesday 23 November 2011 13:32

Time to break up

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