Argument Love Diss track - FML

Diss track

Popscene - - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

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Emily - 17/12/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

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Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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Ready to rumble

rawkdinosawr - 09/05/2009 15:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML

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seriously? - 22/12/2012 22:19 - United States - Spring

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML

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This ain't working out

just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

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Glume - 10/12/2023 17:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML

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sleepingbeauty - 24/04/2016 08:45 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML

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Anonymous - 11/07/2024 03:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend trapped me in a corner of our apartment and kept making sounds that he knows cause me to become violently angry (I have misophonia). He wouldn't stop, even though I was practically begging him to, and now he's mad that I freaked out and broke his nose to get away from him. FML

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What did I do?

imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck - 27/11/2012 01:41 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML

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ant1078 7

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:05

I'd say you won that argument then. Kudos

perdix 29

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:10

You're not thinking of reproducing with this hipster poseur, are you? The world can't take another Vanilla Ice.

bored1091 4

Thursday 27 September 2012 3:58

Run as fast as you can

alwayswinning123 7

Thursday 27 September 2012 5:23

Sounds like Slim Shadys got an attitude problem

fyl7899 12

Thursday 27 September 2012 5:49

Rap sucks. It's what's wrong with the world today. Along with reality tv.

Faye2210 9

Thursday 27 September 2012 8:21

He sounds like an asshole you should break up with him.

RedditIsMyHomie 1

Thursday 27 September 2012 10:10

I'm with 2. You rock!

Dixbfloppin 11

Thursday 27 September 2012 10:37

Don't worry, I would have laughed too.

jessicalouise210 6

Thursday 27 September 2012 13:20

but he will only have one shot, he won't miss his chance to fly, this oppurtunity comes once in a lifetime :D

jimbo84 3

Saturday 29 September 2012 1:04

#first-world problems

brooks10101 1

Sunday 30 September 2012 17:28

Just think jenious you are dating this tool by that asociation your a tool as well

charvisioku 22

Sunday 3 February 2013 19:43

I'm sorry but it's incredibly hard to take anything seriously from someone who thinks "Genius" is spelt "jenious" xD

JoeCool6972 1

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:33

Did you dump his loser ass afterwards? FIND A REAL MAN!

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Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

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Today, I was notified by my bank that the government stimulus check I had deposited last week had been returned. FML

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Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML

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Today, I proudly showed off my new DIY bookshelf to my family. Everyone seemed impressed until my cat jumped on it, the whole thing collapsed, and it narrowly missed my grandmother. Now my family thinks I need to hire professionals for every project. FML

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