Dirty talk

Noname - 02/01/2009 03:04 - Canada

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked, "Why does it smell so bad?" I replied, "Sweat". FML
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ashling_fml 0

Isn't this more of an "f HER life" situation?

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FBIWarning 0

lmao why did your mom smell it?

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FBIWarning 0

lmao why did your mom smell it?

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kirbs19 37

Her first instinct was to sniff it...

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brettperry14 0

whose **** rag smells thats disguesting

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elliekinslurvsya 0

why the **** was your mom cleaning your room? how old are you? nvm, scratch that, it doesnt matter. all my friends' parents clean their rooms. my parents have never in my life cleaned my room. but then, i don't have the best parents...

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uberledge 0

do what i do. leave your **** in your girlfriend. the chances of your mum finding it are very low lol

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sweethart111 0

lol, thats awesome

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ilennax2 0

be carefully though, she might find out nine months later :P

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uberledge 0

one time i wiped it on my friends mums curtains haha he got the blame :p now thats classic

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Mjwnenrjs 17

why were you wanking at your friends house ?! lol

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FD929 0

you're nasty. clean up after yourself you bum.

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Compass 0

uberledge is obviously a virgin. Why would you leave it in your girlfriend? It's called a condom (or pulling out). Do you want her to get pregnant if she's not taking birth control or catch/pass on something?

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Wuzzgoof 0

Hey there hi there, welcome to 2010. We have STD-checks and birth control.

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lil_miss_purfect 0

oral man O-R-A-L

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