Diet Days Are Over - FML

Diet Days Are Over

FML Videos - 02/09/2018 17:59 - United States - New York

Dieting is so last season. Get ready for hibernation though... It's gonna be huge in a few months.

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

Charlie Given 26

Monday 3 September 2018 0:05

That's me when I have Dill Pickle potato chips 😋

Charles Dumont 4

Friday 14 September 2018 9:06

Why did the video not work ?????? 😡😡😡

Charlie Given 26

Monday 3 September 2018 0:05

That's me when I have Dill Pickle potato chips 😋

Charles Dumont 4

Friday 14 September 2018 9:06

Why did the video not work ?????? 😡😡😡

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Today, I accidentally covfefe

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Today, I had to lie to my coworkers about me and some guy beating the absolute shite out of each other in a bar fight, all to avoid admitting my black eye was from my 7 year old son punching me in the face the other day. FML

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Today, I found out how my high school dropout parents were able to support three children. Porn. A truly awe inspiring amount of homemade porn. FML

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Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML

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Today, my husband held my hand for our entire Xmas Eve shopping trip. As soon as we got home, he and our son actually compared the receipts to last years Xmas Eve receipts, and declared it to be true that holding my hand stopped me buying so much crap, and saved over £150 compared to last year. FML

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Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

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