Didn't see ya there

stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML
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Welshite 39

You should learn to crawl before you walk.

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TheWildRover1 12

And depending on how hard he hit his head, tomorrow probably won't be either.

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badluckross 21

Hey at least the glass didn't break.. That's a plus right?

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KSer4lifeee 8

I think the unborn baby is gonna learn to walk before he does! sorry OP

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incoherentrmblr 21

Damn those Pigeons and the windex...

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LawSixx 11

Of course it wasn't his day.

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Palochka 4

Was it mean of me to actually laugh at this? So sorry to hear about that, OP! Perhaps, you can pass this story on to your child! :)

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Ian7890 23

Why would it be mean to laugh? You don't know this person, and fml is made for laughs anyway.

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froggyjade 16

Laugh it off! Shame it wasn't caught on camera ;-)

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seth7_ 22

It was captured on FML though, which may or may not be worse.

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Apeirophobe 13

If it's actually worse, he might as well post a new FML about it

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Nightheated 8

Must've been using windex

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ColonelFML 17

What happened next? Your wife started laughing at you?

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