It's a legitimate question, but I suspect you're trolling with the "bitches" remark.

First date and you ask “what do you bring to the table?” Dude.

You actually asked her what she brings to the table? What did you think you were there to do, trade livestock? It's not a transaction. If you want a companion and a partner, treat them like a human being you want to date, not like it's a job interview.

You were so bad at dating a complete stranger roasted you? Dude... You don't pull that shit on a first date. You wait until you BOTH decide you like each other enough to consider making it a relationship and then you discuss your financial situations and expectations like ******* adults. To be honest, you sound like an insufferable bore who should probably see a therapist about self confidence, self acceptance and how to genuinely converse with the opposite sex.

if you start every first date with that bullshit you're never gonna see a second date. you're an ass

"Well established" that fact you used it for comparison like that means either: desk jockey with no world skills, riding family coat tails, or got lucky on crypto... I want someone self reliant too but shit dude... don't get your dating advice from anyone with the last name taint...

Sorry I can't get past the fact that you're the same height as comic Wolverine. And I love him. :D In all seriousness, yeah, seriously, what kind of question is that to ask on a first date? Or even a second or third, honestly? Geez, build a foundation before you start putting up walls.