Desperate

yourmainman - 28/01/2013 05:03 - Canada

Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML
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You sound like a caring boyfriend... But seriously you could've asked to shower together? Your girlfriend is definitely dumb though. Good luck.

Omg op that's disgusting! You guys didn't have any chocolate?

your girlfriend doesn't seem too bright and neither do you.

ambersayshii123 17

What the fudge???? Why didn't you just say no lets wait until we have some??? You could get poisoned by doing crap like that. Tf is wrong with you...