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Teaching26 - 15/05/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML

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lemonchips - 12/10/2015 21:28 - Norway

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

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leah_kascar - 22/08/2016 01:45 - United States - Hialeah

Today, in the class I'm teaching, I assigned my students an essay to complete for homework. One student asked me if I was deducting points for bad spelling. I teach English. FML

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englishfail - - United States

Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML

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quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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Talkingbeforethinking - 16/03/2019 18:00

Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML

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nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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Petitprof - 12/11/2010 18:23 - France

Today, someone in my class wrote, "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I'm always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML

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dysfunctional_ravenclaw - 21/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I made the egregious mistake of going on RateMyTeachers. My students think that, while I'm a good teacher, I have constant "wardrobe malfunctions" and spill my "bloody ass tampons all over the place like a bitch". I teach 6th graders. FML

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Saturday 15 May 2010 19:40

How descriptive should second graders be?! Aren't they just learning to spell and write?

Nena713 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 19:38

Show the kid the tape of the teacher that beat that student

bacondude 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 11:13

hey, he fulfilled the assignment, you gotta give him an A!! hahahaha

miszxchristy 2

Sunday 16 May 2010 14:31

91 I disagree because she asked for somethig. OP is not a thing.

jayswifey13 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 18:49

ydi...u did say ta b descriptive!!!

nEvAhFlAw_fml 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 23:17

thats horrible..but u askd him to do so .. choose what u ask n say more carefully.

aug_hbar_owner 0

Monday 17 May 2010 1:28

maybe u shouldn't be such a bitch in class then

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Monday 17 May 2010 3:27

hmm I say punish the kid. Give him a super hard assignment and give him an F. or scold him for something, and him lots of detention and make him to stuff. muhahaha. jk aww don't get yourself down, atleast you have a job. :)