Kids Demented

Demented

Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

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Hair code

MoreThanABadHairDay - 25/03/2023 04:00

Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML

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w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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Emergency haircut

Anonymous - 26/06/2020 02:02

Today, I told off my crazy sister-in-law after she made my wife cry for putting on weight during lockdown. Then, as I was sleeping in my armchair, the crazy bitch snuck into the house and cut off every single one of my meter-long dreadlocks. Now I got a BALD HEAD. FML

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Bunch of amateurs

Anonymous - 14/12/2023 18:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML

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TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

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Affectionate, huh?

littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Sleep demon

good big sister? - 02/07/2013 17:39 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML

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Monday 17 June 2013 1:27

'Sleepwalk' into her room in a ski-mask whilst wielding a chainsaw. See if she's still smirking then.

chanellgymnast 17

Monday 17 June 2013 1:23

What a bitch.

why57why 21

Monday 17 June 2013 6:03

Do onto others as they do on to you and cut up her hair

rom_rider777 8

Monday 17 June 2013 6:07

lock your room door next time.

Mangolian 5

Monday 17 June 2013 6:45

Slap her while she is asleep and say you are sleep working too!

finch01 18

Monday 17 June 2013 7:13

pay back is bitch

GraphicAustin 8

Monday 17 June 2013 7:52

I would kill my sibling if this happened to me

sweetlilly1812 6

Monday 17 June 2013 8:05

What a little shit

elrcastor 8

Monday 17 June 2013 8:16

sounds like you might as well go get a pro hair cut or shave it all off

fluffycatsdad 33

Monday 17 June 2013 9:22

Dayum! That SUCKS! Get her back!

4ml 8

Monday 17 June 2013 12:03

Wait until your sister goes to sleep then super glue her to the bed then claim she must have done it while sleep walking. Revenge can be great sometimes!