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Definitely memorable

Anonymous - - United States

Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

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JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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AmericanDream - 01/12/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

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anonymous - 28/12/2016 05:07 - United States

Today, while hiking in the mountains in North Carolina, I finally got to the deer I had been tracking for almost an hour. I was watching it from about 10 feet away, and enjoying every moment. Within a few seconds, my niece yelled from across the river to ask if I had found it. It ran away. FML

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Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML

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Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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VtecKickIn - - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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Anonymous - 16/01/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

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dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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Saturday 22 January 2011 16:19

At least you'll remember it forever.

you_failed 15

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:19

Wow! That's scary! D: But that's what you get for trying to mess with the wild you hoodlum! :P

country4life17 0

Friday 23 September 2011 1:07

Well that's abnormal he must have had rabies or something for him to have chased you

flockz 19

Thursday 17 November 2011 3:16

bambi's pissed.

cindykitty 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 10:21

Dumb bitches dont mess with Bambie

chickentechnes 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 3:41

Don't believe this for a second... Many FMLs are fake... This one is too obvious

moonpiglet 4

Friday 18 May 2012 11:04

A memorable thing? You could have done anything but no, you decided to chase a deer!? Lol excuse me while I laugh at you -_-

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Monday 9 July 2012 11:30

That's what you get for annoying a deer which was minding his/her own business.

aliciamartinez15 11

Sunday 15 July 2012 1:24

Memories forever

CallMeBloo 31

Monday 16 July 2012 16:44

You wanted to do something memorable. There are plenty of options that would benefit humanity, but what you came up with was to torment a wild animal. Not only that, but you picked one that is faster, stronger, and most likely smarter than you. I hope that next time, should you ever make this choice again, they tackle you and chew your genitalia off.